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Post by The Moon Mistress on 14th December 2013, 11:56 pm

Pretty much the title. Post any jokes you can think of here. Here's one of mine:
"Your Dragon is so fat Atlantean Marksman doesn't need to aim to hit him."

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Post by Koinu Kitten<3 on 15th December 2013, 12:38 am

your monster is so week i can kill it with a kuriboh

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Post by Takeru Aizawa on 15th December 2013, 12:41 am

Utopia's such a pussy, that he can't stand up to my winged kuriboh.
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Post by EpicCD16 on 16th December 2013, 10:38 am

You're so stupid that you dark bribed my upstart goblin,

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Post by chaosxyz411 on 16th December 2013, 2:34 pm

So dumb that you chained Maxx "C" to my Pot of Duality.
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Post by RedactedEntry on 16th December 2013, 4:09 pm

Here's one:

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Post by Luck God Marth on 16th December 2013, 6:38 pm

your so dumb you played dark bribe to Noble Arms Destiny

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Post by MegasNexal84 on 17th December 2013, 5:34 am

*Noob is about to summon Shien and has no other cards on field*
*Good Player has Utopia and Solemn Warning set*
Noob": I summon Shien
GoodPlayer: Activate Solemn Warning Effect.
Noob: Shien effect-negate.

Spot the Fail...

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Post by EpicCD16 on 17th December 2013, 8:19 am

Hahaha, good one

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Post by Judgment Dragon on 17th December 2013, 8:34 am

Me: Activates Trap Stun.
My Opponent: Chains Mystical Space Typhoon.

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Post by EpicCD16 on 17th December 2013, 10:15 am

Two Penguin Soldiers walk into a bar. One flips out and they both leave huehuehue

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Post by Judgment Dragon on 17th December 2013, 1:45 pm

Some of these jokes are staler than a Glad Beast mirror match.

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Post by EpicCD16 on 17th December 2013, 2:58 pm

Question:Why was the infernitymobile so cool?
Answer: It could be driven with no hands

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Post by Tensi Hinanawi on 20th December 2013, 9:30 pm

"Your monster is so weak. that Cloudian Smokeball, feels like the blue-eyes white dragon facing down a celtic guardian" okay mine was lame but at least it was fun to do and got out of my system xD
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Post by The Life Less One on 21st December 2013, 7:54 am

your so dumb you use effect veiler to my constellar pollux.
This happens a lot @_@

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Post by The Moon Mistress on 21st December 2013, 1:49 pm

Your Big Eye is so dumb he steals himself. Your Dracossack is so rusty Sakuretsu Armor kills him.

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Post by Luck God Marth on 21st December 2013, 4:40 pm

Me: *activates Polymerization*
Opponent: *plays MST*
Opponent: Activation is negated


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Post by Tensi Hinanawi on 21st December 2013, 5:54 pm

Noob: attacks with black luster soldier
me: activates magic cylender
noob: activates drainging shield "now i gain 3000*

see whats wrong?
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Post by Tensi Hinanawi on 21st December 2013, 5:55 pm

Your so dumb, you use effect vieler on... my effect vieler!
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Post by warrior of ying-yang on 21st December 2013, 7:46 pm

thats a good one tensi  Good Job 

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Post by Takeru Aizawa on 21st December 2013, 8:00 pm

Tensi Hinanawi wrote:Noob: attacks with black luster soldier
me: activates magic cylender
noob: activates drainging shield "now i gain 3000*

see whats wrong?

This joke was the best so far.
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Post by warrior of ying-yang on 21st December 2013, 9:16 pm

i don get it

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Post by Tensi Hinanawi on 21st December 2013, 9:43 pm

glad you like them both Yugioh-Themed Jokes. 416687979
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Post by Tensi Hinanawi on 21st December 2013, 9:53 pm

btw the following actualy happened so funny:
noob #1: attacks with dark magician and uses honest to give my Marshmallon 2500 attack

me: says thanks for giving me the win
*note noob had 2500 lp left*
noob #2: but he he uses it on his dark magician


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