Halloween Story: Humans Can Lick Too

Once there was a nice old lady who had a lovely little dog. One day, the old lady heard on the radio that a crazy murderer had escaped from jail and that she should lock all her doors and windows. So she locked every door and window in the house except one tiny one to let some air in. She thought that a murderer would never get in through there.

So that night she went to bed as usual. She knew everything was okay because when she put down her hand the dog licked it. But later in the night she heard a drip, drip, drip. She put her hand down and the dog licked it and everything was okay, so she went downstairs to check out the tap. But the tap wasn't dripping. So she went to bed again. And everything was okay. She woke up again later in the night, though, so she thought the dripping sound must be coming from the shower. She went into the bathroom, and there was her dog, dead, hanging in the shower, dripping with blood, all its intestines hanging out.

Written on the mirror was: "Humans can lick, too!" And behind her in the mirror, she saw the murderer.


Happy Halloween, Guest

wait- w-what i dont get it

Ah... lol nice one.

I don't get it either entirely. But I do partially.....

That was really stupid... Really really stupid... >.>

Alright, I'm creeped out.

That was ahhhh, interesting

Why must i be included in all the posts u guys do

funny how my name is everywhere lol like happy haloween, The Life Less One
Makes me feel special (not needed) lol

I still dont get it

Chaos Quasar Dragon wrote:I still dont get it

My child, what don't you understand? ._.

Death wrote:Why must i be included in all the posts u guys do

lol, it makes it to where it says the name of the reader. either that, or it says my name for some reason o.o

its a code that makes it like that.

Almighty Yeezus wrote:

Chaos Quasar Dragon wrote:I still dont get it

My child, what don't you understand? ._.

your post duh

Chaos, its just a story. If you don't get it, get out :O

l Pkin l wrote:its a code that makes it like that.

ik, it was a joke. and also, how do i use tht code?

l Pkin l you know my name appears everywhere it probably something to do with censored words. so incase they ever type in something like everyone it comes up with my name try fixing it if u want from the Admin Panel if you want.

You all are just under my genjutsu ;s

~King~ wrote:

l Pkin l wrote:its a code that makes it like that.

ik, it was a joke. and also, how do i use tht code?

Can i have that code too

Almighty Yeezus wrote: You all are just under my genjutsu ;s

lol DAT GENJUTSU!!!!!!!!!!

Almighty Yeezus wrote: You all are just under my genjutsu ;s

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE EMS. jk xd